SageTheRage
01-01-2005, 01:11 PM
Whore Crown Visions Still Within Grasp as Panther Fails to Consume 1000th Post - by SageTheRage, poster for CE
[Cybersville CurEvents Community] Jan. 1, 2005
Staring at a phenomenal 999 post feat, SageTheRage rested easy as the clock struck midnight and her arch nemesis, that stealth and ever hungry black panther known as "Pepper the Newspepper" failed to achieve the feared 1,000th post.
"I was all set to (reluctantly) hand over my Post Whore Crown to that carnivorous beast", Sage said. "I think she got wind of the fact that the holly berries of which I had fashioned the crown were extra thorny this year."
Ever The Rage, she admits she must also keep a watchful eye for Larred who is so sneaky he doesn't even have an avatar to hint at his hidden personality traits. "If Pepper is the Madame of our post whore club, Larred is the Pimp Daddy", Sage said with a snear. She points to these pictures (http://www.curevents.com/vb/showthread.php?t=54&page=30&pp=40&highlight=Pimp+Daddy) to back her claims. (#1169 & #1171)
On the subject of avatars, when asked why the change from her previous Scales of Justice, SageTheRage replied that they had broken but would not comment on how that happened. "Let's just say there is no justice", she snorted.
Since it is inevitable that Pepper will indeed attain the coveted level of Post Whore Queen, Rage cautions her to get a plan in motion (albeit it in the unlikelihood it may be needed) to crown her successor. "Were I her, I'd use steel magnolias to add weight to the title; they grow naturally in the deep South so she can feign innocence and get away with it." With a devilish wink in her eye, StR added that if she had it to do all over again, she'd forgo the seasonal timing and have used her state's native blooms of cactus to weave into Pepper's crown in lieu of the holly berries. "If a blood-soaked face was good enough for Christ, she said, it ought to be good enough for little ol' Pepper - personally, I tend to sweat bullets but that's me; I can't even donate blood anymore as it's too cammie colored and freaks out the techs at the donor centers - last time I went I tested positive for .357 grams and was rejected."
As has been said: 'All is fair in love and war' and that most assurdely must count with post wars too!
[Cybersville CurEvents Community] Jan. 1, 2005
Staring at a phenomenal 999 post feat, SageTheRage rested easy as the clock struck midnight and her arch nemesis, that stealth and ever hungry black panther known as "Pepper the Newspepper" failed to achieve the feared 1,000th post.
"I was all set to (reluctantly) hand over my Post Whore Crown to that carnivorous beast", Sage said. "I think she got wind of the fact that the holly berries of which I had fashioned the crown were extra thorny this year."
Ever The Rage, she admits she must also keep a watchful eye for Larred who is so sneaky he doesn't even have an avatar to hint at his hidden personality traits. "If Pepper is the Madame of our post whore club, Larred is the Pimp Daddy", Sage said with a snear. She points to these pictures (http://www.curevents.com/vb/showthread.php?t=54&page=30&pp=40&highlight=Pimp+Daddy) to back her claims. (#1169 & #1171)
On the subject of avatars, when asked why the change from her previous Scales of Justice, SageTheRage replied that they had broken but would not comment on how that happened. "Let's just say there is no justice", she snorted.
Since it is inevitable that Pepper will indeed attain the coveted level of Post Whore Queen, Rage cautions her to get a plan in motion (albeit it in the unlikelihood it may be needed) to crown her successor. "Were I her, I'd use steel magnolias to add weight to the title; they grow naturally in the deep South so she can feign innocence and get away with it." With a devilish wink in her eye, StR added that if she had it to do all over again, she'd forgo the seasonal timing and have used her state's native blooms of cactus to weave into Pepper's crown in lieu of the holly berries. "If a blood-soaked face was good enough for Christ, she said, it ought to be good enough for little ol' Pepper - personally, I tend to sweat bullets but that's me; I can't even donate blood anymore as it's too cammie colored and freaks out the techs at the donor centers - last time I went I tested positive for .357 grams and was rejected."
As has been said: 'All is fair in love and war' and that most assurdely must count with post wars too!